OK,
It's confirmed. There is no hope.
My evidence? The "Lazboy 13.6 Foot Rectangular Solar Lighted Cantilever Umbrella with Base" advertised in a recent Bed Bath and Beyond circular.
It's..it's...solar powered? It seems that it has LED lighting which, I'm guessing here, is the must-need-gotta-have for those whose compact fluorescent illuminated beach umbrellas are just too 15 minutes ago.
Just when was the last time you went to have a nice relaxing siesta under your beach umbrella, and reached for your flashlight? Just what problem does this solve?
Well, as I said, it's SOLAR POWERED, so it must be good, and at only $299.99 it must be quite the bargain. I further note that if you're soon to be married you could even add this necessity of life to the store's bridal registry.
We are not a serious people.
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